The UGG Incubator
What are some alternative uses for those out of season UGGs? Mine have been packed away in the back of closet, waiting to be taken out and worn again in the year 2036.
We don't think you'll have to wait thirty years to wear them again on your feet. In fact, we are wearing them this very second, as comfy slippers, while we putter around the house preparing a breakfast of pecan waffles and fresh-squeezed grapefruit juice. They protect our lower legs from kitty, who begs for food by hanging off us.
You could wear them on your way to lethal injection, too. (They give you the proper Dead Man Walking shuffling gait.) Or, wear them to milk the cows in that drafty barn, or to a seance in a haunted house. We wish UGG made panties.