Friday, April 14, 2006

"But I Am Not on Fire, Sir."


Co-winner of the Fashion Based Constitutional Law Analogy Contest "Walt" suggested that wire tapping American citizens without any judicial review is like strip searching women suspected of wearing knock-offs and SOMETIMES, with no warning, stripping women who are NOT suspected of wearing knock-offs, saying in your own defense: "But the woman's clothes were on fire, we believe." Phew.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

prove you weren't on fire, bitch.

1:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You might think you weren't on fire, but we have superior information.

8:05 AM  

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