Thursday, February 16, 2006

When Apologizing

Those all in a huff at the Vice President's circuitous route to apology--"Ultimately, I am the guy who owned the finger that pulled the trigger of the French-made weapon that fired the round that hit Harry."--should give him more credit. He was, after all, wearing a hair suit at the time of his confession. So if he didn't sound contrite enough, know that beneath that suit, his chest was itching like crazy.


Anonymous lize said...

Jeeps: This shirt looks like it's made of feathers, which I bet is really what that fuckface was wearing that very second: not a hairshirt, but a feather shirt and hoping the wide-angle snapshot would not betray him.

call me please. may we have lunch tomorrow?

12:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Jeepers,

I am a thirty-something woman with a great life I've worked really hard for. I've just moved in with my boyfriend and we are thinking about having a baby. My work is going really well, and so is everything else. Now it's time for me to quit smoking. For good. What should I wear?

3:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i find when trying to quit smoking (eating or any other self improvement) it's best to wear as little as possible so you have to face your flesh and humanity. It's not pretty and takes courage but if you keep at it, it works.

7:19 PM  

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