If you don't have one already, hurry up and get a skin tight, gray, strapless dress. Let your underarm hair grow out and apply peachy lipstick to your mouth. Voila!
(The dress shown includes applique of chubby cupid latched on to wearer's thighs. Last night as we watched yet more episodes of Alias, Marshall said, "Everybody needs to get over her. They're all in love with her!" Sydney Bristow might wear such a dress.)