Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Real Women, Real Curves

Had we been in charge of the Dove "Real Women, Real Curves" ad campaign, the women would have looked like this, because real curves doesn't just mean size 12. What about scrawny? What about lumpy size 18's? What about adorable pear shapes, or tiny breasts? Also, who wears white cotton underwear these days? Tennis players and toddlers.


Anonymous krantzhat said...

look for advertising agencies to follow your advice and go overboard on the reality. it'll be a warts-and-all fest, until you will be begging for a nice pretty model.

4:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what do you wear to hide the fact that you love cinnamon rolls?

7:09 PM  
Blogger Jeepers said...

Dear Cinnamon Roll Lover,
First of all, stop wearing that cinnamon-bun inspired hat. Then, either start wearing maternity clothes (and try to look like you're glowing--and rest your hand lovingly on your belly every once in a while), or stop eating rolls.
With love,

9:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess I have to stop eating rolls. Arragh

8:48 PM  

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