Antidote Clothes
When it's hot out and your jeans are cutting into your unfortunately bloated belly, and all the view around you is peasant skirts and cowboy boots and torn lace and other wardrobe/set pieces from a fiasco production of a pirate rock opera, sooth yourself with cranberry cotton (or another autumnal color), tiny earrings, patent leather, and this hairdo.
posted by Jeepers at 8:46 PM
3 Comments:
I've been following ALL your advice, but I don't think I can do this hair.
tell me what to do with hair that doesn't mind?
Stop trying to get your hair to mind YOU. You mind your hair, instead. If it's saying, "Let's be unacceptably frizzy," then follow suit with high-water pants paired with your very best shoes, burgandy lipstick, and a bad attitude.
Lots of people's hair, on the other hand, seems to whisper, "We're mousy and limp." This avenue--the beauty of extreme mousiness--could be more fully explored. Beige shirts and beige flats and pale lipstick, with the palest pink flowing silk trousers? Still waters run deep...bold hearts beat beneath unexceptional exteriors.
Otherwise, if you really hate your hair and you happen to be gorgeous, with a long neck, consider cutting it (your hair) very short.
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