Saturday, September 03, 2005

13 Necessities for Autumn


If you only buy thirteen things this fall, make it these thirteen: soft, camel colored leather boots that reveal a pie slice of smooth leg, flat indigo snake skin boots, a pet fish, suede ankle boots, sleeveless pinstripe suit, t-strap gray shoes (when are you going to admit that gray shoes are an absolute staple?), a giant hat of some sort (fake fur, feathers, a mess of yarn?), also long woolen elf hat in a solid color, bolero jacket, maternity-inspired crepe dress, found object-like simple gold earrings, and a pair of very long mittens (up to your underarms). If we've missed something important, please let us know.

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

of the 13 essentials, three of the essentials are boots. do you need that many? and 13 could signal a bad turn of events around the corner. the 14th essential should therefore be a black suit, with tight jacket and pencil skirt to wear when you need to assert your authority.

10:16 PM  
Anonymous Jeepers said...

Mom?

10:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how did you know?

10:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, how did you know? This blogging stuff has me so confunsed. kar

11:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is that you katherine?

12:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes it's me. I have my own site now. I will email you the link. Not sure what to do next. kar

10:27 AM  
Blogger Marshall said...

This dialogue sounds so authentic. Nice site!

3:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that is 15. jacket and skirt. I love emily's mom, but the law is not math. I say that is a lot of boots jeepers.... xxx

9:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to love, I thought you said that Jeepers has to put a stop to her mom's comments!

8:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how could the idea of too many boots and 13 signaling a bad turn of events and the need to assert authority with a black suit, be interpreted to mean "Get a real job?"

9:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is getting too deep for me.

Befuddled

12:21 AM  
Anonymous mom said...

who is befuddled, really?

8:02 PM  

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