Saturday, September 03, 2005

13 Necessities for Autumn

If you only buy thirteen things this fall, make it these thirteen: soft, camel colored leather boots that reveal a pie slice of smooth leg, flat indigo snake skin boots, a pet fish, suede ankle boots, sleeveless pinstripe suit, t-strap gray shoes (when are you going to admit that gray shoes are an absolute staple?), a giant hat of some sort (fake fur, feathers, a mess of yarn?), also long woolen elf hat in a solid color, bolero jacket, maternity-inspired crepe dress, found object-like simple gold earrings, and a pair of very long mittens (up to your underarms). If we've missed something important, please let us know.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

of the 13 essentials, three of the essentials are boots. do you need that many? and 13 could signal a bad turn of events around the corner. the 14th essential should therefore be a black suit, with tight jacket and pencil skirt to wear when you need to assert your authority.

10:16 PM  
Anonymous Jeepers said...


10:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how did you know?

10:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, how did you know? This blogging stuff has me so confunsed. kar

11:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is that you katherine?

12:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes it's me. I have my own site now. I will email you the link. Not sure what to do next. kar

10:27 AM  
Blogger Marshall said...

This dialogue sounds so authentic. Nice site!

3:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that is 15. jacket and skirt. I love emily's mom, but the law is not math. I say that is a lot of boots jeepers.... xxx

9:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to love, I thought you said that Jeepers has to put a stop to her mom's comments!

8:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how could the idea of too many boots and 13 signaling a bad turn of events and the need to assert authority with a black suit, be interpreted to mean "Get a real job?"

9:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is getting too deep for me.


12:21 AM  
Anonymous mom said...

who is befuddled, really?

8:02 PM  

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