Sunday, September 18, 2005

If You're a Man


Dear Jeepers,
I like your site and sometimes forward your fashion advice to my girlfriend, Karen. But what about men's clothes? I mean, jeesh.
-Mike


Mike dear,
Next you'll be asking us to lend you a hand with orthodontia. We don't know from ties.

In reponse to your kind query, however, we are considering bringing on board another editor/illustrator soon who can better speak to you and your special pea coat, 34/36, flat front, Armani needs. (phew, previous sentence exhausted our men's fashion lingo.)

Yours,
J

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Jeepers,
Speaking of fashion lingo, what were the major trends at Fashion Week? Was there anything we lowly off-the-rack fashion schlubs should be aware of?

"Prêt-à-Porter"

7:08 PM  
Blogger Jeepers said...

Omigod, was it fashion week?? I'll have to go to Just My Cup of Tea to bone up on the highlights and then get back to you. (justmycupoftea.typepad.com).

And don't say you're a fashion schulb just because you're not rich. All those expensive designers get their inspiration from gorgeous off-the-rack artists--women who know how to pick and choose, mix, reappropriate, and wear it like they mean it.
xo
Jeepers

9:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amen sister

9:43 PM  

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