Thursday, April 19, 2007

A Few Fashion Predictions


Dear Readers, we have not glanced at a fashion magazine in nearly two months. (We've been busy getting married.) So the following predictions are entirely the product of street observation and a tingly feeling in the back of the neck. If you trust Jeepers's hunches, you should consider doing the following soon:

1. Dye your hair an obviously fake color, like platinum or deep red or blue-black.

2. Start wearing a lot of black. Black-black. Pair with black accessories.

3. Stop spell-checking altogether.

4. Stock up on fun, chunky heels.

5. Start looking messier. (Layered, torn t-shirts, frayed hems, messy hair)

6. Wear black eyeliner, top and bottom.

7. Make a campaign contribution to John Edwards.

8. Replace your purse with a tidy, leather document bag (like an architect's bag).

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9 Comments:

Anonymous Mike said...

It's finally happened! I'm fashionable! This is better than when it suddenly became cool to wear Iron Maiden shirts. I fit into this...

Start looking messier. (Layered, torn t-shirts, frayed hems, messy hair)

But John Edwards? Really? This is rubbing me the wrong way.

9:38 AM  
Anonymous Rebecca said...

I've been thinking platinum for several years now. Only thing is - on me, it wouldn't be obviously fake. LOL

BTW, welcome back! I'm so happy for you. (Can you tell I love being married?)

6:28 PM  
Blogger Jeepers said...

Mike dear, we will write a rousing, convincing essay on Edwards soon. Please be patient! Rebecca dear, hey girl! We say go for the platinum, even if it doesn't look obviously fake. Send pictures. xo
J

4:53 PM  
Anonymous Mike said...

Well, I look forward to your essay. Is this because of what Edwards wears? Or do you just have some really good fashion tips for him? Maybe he should go platinum?

7:42 AM  
Anonymous js said...

I like these ideas, I'll use them for my personal style!

4:17 PM  
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