Tuesday, November 28, 2006

To Meet Your Boyfriend at The Airport

A reader writes:
Dear Jeepers,

The question of what to wear to meet my boyfriend from the airport in
two weeks time is keeping me up at night. I want to blow his mind in a
subtle & elegant way. I have a pretty extensive wardrobe so there are
lots of options but I just can't decide - miniskirt? Wrap dress?
Skinny jeans? Boots? Ballet shoes? Argh! Give me your wisdom.

Love Anna

P.S. I'm 23, tall-ish & slender-ish, & he won't have seen me for 8

Jeepers responds:
Dear Anna,

It depends on where he's been for the last eight weeks. Borneo? Philadelphia? Paris Island? In other words, has he been surrounded by mute and adoring South American women who perform slow, undulating dances around him while he eats figs, or has he been learning how to clean an M16 in under two minutes?

In general, your goals should be to look like your normal self, only a bit cleaner and softer and healthier. You will never find an outfit that will make him think: "She is the single hottest woman on the face of the earth." But you can find an outfit that makes him think: "Ah, my Anna!"

Also, you don't want to look ridiculous. We would suggest a longish skirt. The wrap dress also sounds promising. For some reason, we're picturing a sort of muted color and maybe a thin, cashmere shawl wrapped casually around your shoulders. Don't wear heels. Almost no one wears heels in an airport (except flight attendants). Make sure your hair looks its best and that you are wearing some color on your lips and cheeks, but no goopy lip gloss.

Also, have fresh breath and maybe a little snack for him to munch on after his long plane ride. Show him how happy you are to see him by smiling and kissing him, etc. In short: do not be sloppy, trying-too-hard sexy, or too different from your usual self.

Wishing you a very happy reunion,

Another reader (a man) begs to differ:
"I actually don't agree with your travel pickup advice at all. Given the right incentive, it's easy to make men think that you are the hottest girl in the whole
world. You hope for, "hey, great, it's Emily!" "Good, old Emily. She's so dependable! And sensible!" Two things that never fail, even for the slightly built woman? Patterned stockings and breast topswell, not too trampy, but saucy."


Blogger David Marc Fischer said...

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11:15 AM  
Blogger David Marc Fischer said...

Actually, I kind of like the naked-with-handbag idea...provide the tiny white shoes are in season, of course!

11:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My boyfriend did think I was the hottest girl in the world when I showed up in lingerie under my long dressy winter coat with my tall black boots! nothing wrong with being sexy!

6:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey yea'll if you really can't decide what to wear don't wear anything just put a jacket on with NOTHING ON UNDERNEATH when you reunite with your boyfriend open your jacket a little and show him you have nothing on i bet you'll get some right that second!! I DID!!!

10:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG i need to know who wrote that comment bout the jacket and nothin under it!! i love it!! it worked!! ya'll have to do it!! i showed him and he picked me up after a long sexy kiss!! and he brought me into the mens bathroom after clearing it out and we were in there for
1 1/2 hours!!! thank you so much for this advise!!!

10:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

me too!!! except for going into private we did it right there in the middle of the airport!! every girl should try this we even did it that nite!! he wasn't tired after this!!

10:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My girlfriend did this to me too. i loved it!!! i need to go on more trips!! i brought her into a closet i have know clue what it was for. but i riped of her jacket and she was wearing her sexy red laced bra from vitoria secret and she riped of my clothes and o man did i get some!!! i love her so much!! thank you for giving her this advise

p.s. we are engaged not just because of this though!!

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Commenting on a very old thread, but I will have to agree that naked, and only wearing a coat and heels, does wonders. I don't want to be with a man who wouldn't appreciate that. I do bring him a snack too, and bottled water.

11:23 PM  
Anonymous pharmacy said...

Just use creamy colors at day and dark ones at night!

1:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can not go through security without removing your shoes and coat, and I doubt they would let you through with nothing on.

10:19 PM  
Anonymous top pills said...

You can wear a little and sexy dress , your boyfriend will love it, also you can wear a babydoll hahaha!

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