Sunday, October 09, 2005

Message Dresses

Want to encourage environmentally responsible fishing, safe driving, or the observance of Arbor Day? Wear one of these dresses to your next public appearance. (Also available: The Safe Sex pantsuit, Stop Overplucking Your Eyebrows ballgown, and Raise the Minimum Wage bikini.)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Jeepers,
This new fashion trend reminds me of Mrs. Frizzle's, the teacher in "The Magic Schoolbus" books. I wonder if she was the inspiration? Her wardrobe consists of dresses that match the ecosystem she is travelng to with her students.

5:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeepers, I am going to a wedding at a ritzy resort in southeastern Virginia this weekend. I am toying with the idea of wearing a hot, more specifically a Fedora. What is your stance on hats to weddings, and do you think the Fedora is an appropriate chioce?
Loves Hats

1:01 PM  
Blogger Jeepers said...

Are you a professional private detective? If so, do not go to the wedding in a Fedora, as it would seem too businesslike--like a fireman wearing suspenders to a cocktail party, or a synchonized swimmer insisting on always wearing her nose clamp out to dinner.

8:52 AM  

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