Message Dresses
Want to encourage environmentally responsible fishing, safe driving, or the observance of Arbor Day? Wear one of these dresses to your next public appearance. (Also available: The Safe Sex pantsuit, Stop Overplucking Your Eyebrows ballgown, and Raise the Minimum Wage bikini.)
posted by Jeepers at 12:30 PM
3 Comments:
Dear Jeepers,
This new fashion trend reminds me of Mrs. Frizzle's, the teacher in "The Magic Schoolbus" books. I wonder if she was the inspiration? Her wardrobe consists of dresses that match the ecosystem she is travelng to with her students.
Jeepers, I am going to a wedding at a ritzy resort in southeastern Virginia this weekend. I am toying with the idea of wearing a hot, more specifically a Fedora. What is your stance on hats to weddings, and do you think the Fedora is an appropriate chioce?
Sincerely,
Loves Hats
Are you a professional private detective? If so, do not go to the wedding in a Fedora, as it would seem too businesslike--like a fireman wearing suspenders to a cocktail party, or a synchonized swimmer insisting on always wearing her nose clamp out to dinner.
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