Jeepers Is Back

Finally, we have Photoshop again. So our long, national nightmare is over. And perfect timing, too: It's hot, hot, hot, and people are flooding our mailbox with one question: What should we wear in this weather? Cotton capris or long shorts. The shoe color of the moment? Light brown, just slightly darker than your legs (so, the darker your legs, the darker the shoe). If you are chocolate brown or darker, wear a shoe slightly lighter than your legs.

Coming soon: What 2 wear on Broadway, bathingsuits for fat women, and dyeing your dog.